Hardly worth getting back up

I couldn’t keep my eyes open. Three nights without two consecutive hours of sleep to rub together kicked my legs out from under me.
I opened out the tents in the garage, unpacked my sleeping bag and had a cuppa. I went into the bedroom with the intention of getting my lounge about while not expecting visitors gear, but as I walked round the bed I went involuntarily sideways, and I swear to you I was out cold before I hit the duvet.
Some hours and a shower later, I’ve downloaded my photies, I’m having another cuppa and I’m going to bed.