I have long campaigned for more skulls to be applied to outdoor gear. And stars.
If we can’t have proper colours, them we should at least have decorations that look good.

The first step in the right direction has come from Sigg, and they have with one stroke hit all my personal markers with this one product. It’s a variation of their brilliant oval shaped bottle, it’s retro, you can’t lose the lid, and not only does it have a skull on it, it’s the “King of Skulls”.

Santa has been informed that if I don’t find one of these under the tree on Christmas morning (or on my birthday just before, but the 25th’s a deadline) it won’t be Turkey we’ll be still eating on Boxing Day, it’ll be Donner and Blitzen. And Rudolf.