Just saw the telly advert for it there. They’ve made it look like it’s lucky we’ve all survived thus far without it, it makes our lives better, it makes our lives so simple, it’s everything we’ve ever dreamed of having.
Whoopeefuckindo. Why not use the designers brain power and the R&D and advertising budgets on trying to cure cancer.
Then I might be moved. Or Impressed.
If I don’t flip channels during adverts it’s becoming increasingly difficult for me not to leap from the chair and smash the television to pieces.