
There was chat of fires and broken fences at the Lang Craigs and I could get there first, so after a wee job in Dumbarton I headed up to the Maryland side and parked up for the walk in. Parking on site is shall we say, inflammatory, as the neighbour thinks he bought a remote house in the middle of the Amazon basin and not in Bellsmyre which is the reality.
The first broken fence was arsehole attributable, it had been burst down so dirt bikers can get their machines on site to ride around and fill their empty heads with blurry images of the environment they’re ruining. They’d left it so a running dog would be sliced lengthwise like a Damien Hirst “art piece” on some wire so I jammed as much wood in as I could to dissuade animal shortcuts and moved on.
I found the fires next, also arsehole attributable. Neds had been trying to light fires on wet grass around the Starfish bunker. It diverted German bombers, stood untouched through the Blitz, but these dicks have to try and ruin it for reasons even they don’t know.
The fence then became a focus and I found lot for the contractors to do, especially one more instance of supreme arseholery. A big section of fence has been cut out by stupids unknown. Some local heroes do it to let deer in so they can chase them with their dogs later.
I’ve spend years trying to nurture my natural empathetic and understanding aspects back to their rightfully prominent place in my personality. But christ, the world doesn’t half make it hard for me at times.
In the middle of this horror I still had time to escape and had a wander over to Auchenreoch Glen where I found some smiles, some wows and took some photies on my phone.
And now over to some positively toned captions…

Above the glen starts gently as the burns pulls water from the moor. It trips over a cutie wee waterfall and picks up speed and volume. You can get down here easy enough, I might do that next time. Exploring is needed.
Below is something that I’ve seen become increasingly rare. The hills used to be covered in Blitz bomb craters, but this might be the sharpest one I’ve seen in many years.


Above is the loneliest house around here. It perches a little back from the glen which here feels just a little otherly. The land is the familiar Kilpatricks turf over volcanic layers but over this side, it’s different in looks and feels. Maybe on such a driech day the vibes were amplified too. Happy with that, walking the lip of the glen was a joy on every step.
Below a vertical slab of one of the harder layers has dammed the burn and diverted the water around it. The height and steepness here doesn’t come across too well, but it’s enough to make me stand well back and peer over. Brilliant spot and I’ll be working out how to get along the glen from the wee waterfall to that spot. No way you can get down the sides.

Below gives a better sense of the steepness and you can see the layers very clearly. How long did it take for this landscape to form? So many showers of ash and floods of lava are in there.
It’s wonderful around here.


On the usual side of the site we have the suspected neolithic dyke that I mention a lot and on this side wee have a similar feature centred at NS 4183 7814.
There’s an old stone wall criss-crossing an even older dyke and I can’t find any information about it. Maybe the imminently opening new museum in Dumbarton will finally start a journey towards an accessible comprehensive local history resource.
Finding all this saved my day in amongst all the human created misery elsewhere on the site. Plus the repaired Exped mat was till holding air when I got home, so on balance it was a good day.
More from these glens soon.



































































