WinterSons Bandcamp

WinterSons’ music has being going out on all the regular channels the past couple of years but I don’t subscribe to any of them. I don’t have an Apple device and don’t have Spotify anymore because they’re a shower of bastards so that really only leaves the free version YouTube music which isn’t great along with a bunch of random places I’ve never heard of to see if the songs are out there to share with folk.
So I’ve set us up a new Bandcamp page which will have all the old songs imminently and will get the new stuff a wee bit after. They’re good folk, ethical and artist focused so it’s the right place for our modest works to be housed.

Link is here WinterSons

Amusingly I’ve lost the older artwork for a couple of tracks in the laptop change so had a to rework some stuff. I’m not too upset…

 

Beautiful Bute

Linda had a meeting on Bute, I had gear to test and photograph so I used that as an excuse and we booked a ferry trip for two. I’ve been in Wemyss Bay more in the last couple of years than in the whole of my life to that point, but I’ve not been down the slip to the ferry since the 70’s.
We were in good time, got a good queue spot and got on the boat fast. We also got up the stairs to the lounge fast and nabbed the last two hot rolls in the cafe.

We enjoyed our wee breakfast then took to the deck to enjoy the clear skies and cool sea breeze. A fine start to the day.
We were soon spinning expertly into the berth at Rothesay and once we hit the tarmac I left Linda to walk up and out of town solo to look for some adventure for a few hours.

I followed the roads right and left until a nice long stretch took me from the streets and into the fields and trees where I found a junction I’d seen on Geograph so I knew I was going in the right direction. Geograph is still the best planning tool, so many times it’s got better information than a map.

That was proven right when I took a well used and established track with gates into the trees that isn’t on the map. But the track was going my way, so I followed it up towards the sunshine.

Clear of the trees a wee herd of Heilan Coos snacked happily and didn’t bat an eyelid at my presence. This lovely beastie was snacking with purpose and I could have hung out all day and watched them. But the modest skyline was calling from not too much further away and I did have one eye on the time, so I reluctantly wandered uphill again.

It was lovely, bright and sunny but cold enough in the breeze for me to keep my jacket on. Perfect walking weather really, so walk I did. I climbed the stile just below Barone Hill where I’d planned to go but there were other inviting shapes nearby so I headed over to a little 140m-ish hump for cracking views out to sea over the bays on the west of the island. It would have been so easy to walk coast to coast here, that’s definitely on for another time.

I headed further over to Craw Hill, a lump of gorse, heather and rock with fantastic views over to Arran. This is a magic spot, you could spend time here, it’s a place I’d come back to regularly if I lived on the island. Here’s the thing though, there are almost no tracks up here. Those that are established are obviously very lightly used too. Why aren’t folk walking these lovely wee hills?

I was bemused more than I was complaining because I happily had the whole wee range to myself. Despite the beautiful day and the easy accessibility I never saw a soul from the fringes of Rothesay until I was down at the standing stone later.

Peace.

There are lovely old walls all over and they’re mostly in a good state of repair. Much easier to shin one of them than get through the gorse which is rampant, but very pretty too.
There was some meandering around the clumps of it to get a clear route back and onto the wee top of Barone Hill.

There was a fort here they say in prehistory and there’s some evidence of it slipping under the heather, but I wonder how much of it ended up as part of these walls a few hundred years ago.

I took a proper break here, pack off, arse on a rock and I sat back and listened to buzzing and chirping for a while. Beep, beep… I looked at the notification – “I’ll be another couple of hours”
I sat back with a grin. Oh the hardship.

I took a northerly-ish line towards what looked like the thinnest part of the trees skirting the hill. It was steep and rough the whole way down and I was overjoyed not to have decked it on the way as my knees seemed to be improving recently and I really didn’t want to do the twist again, like we did last summer. Yeah…
However that thin line was gorse over bog and I really thought I was going have to re-ascend and have another go from a different angle. However a patch of some funny looking trees with small widely splaying branches broke through the line of gorse so I climbed into the them and tarzaned my way though with much chuckling and no possibility of recording it in any way with the bog below me waiting to permanently claim my phone.

I fell out into a field grinning to the sound of the pipes floating across to me from the ruined farm I was heading for. I had seen some coloured dots heading in from the road to the west from the top and with pipes I was thinking maybe ashes being scattered? There was no “Flowers of the Forest” being played, but not everyone is a traditionalist.

I climbed onto a giant fallen tree to wait for a while, let the folk have some peace without my intrusion. I pulled my brim down and let the day edge ahead without me.

It had been quiet for a while when I walked into the farm and I found it as ruined as they say. It has tangible marks of life though, the window and doors frames had once been carefully painted, fireplaces still help long cold ashes and the animal sheds had drinking wells for the beasts waiting to be cleaned and filled. Atmospheric, but melancholy.

I saw figures shift through the glassless windows, I heard rustling in the bushes on the other side of tumbling stonework. My heart raced, my breathing stopped, I was suddenly in a Hammer Horror, I was in a 70s telly drama that scarred my generation for life, I was in a… group of hippies sleeping around the standing stone?

I picked my way quietly and I hope respectfully around the various figures to get some shots of the very thing I’d climbed through the trees for, the wonderfully impressive stone.
I was as ignored by those who were still awake as I was by those asleep and I followed the GPS to the nearby burial cist where I met two lovely ladies with whom I had a long and interesting conversation with.

I had already realised this wasn’t an ashes scattering: “Are you having a gathering today?” I ventured. I’d forgotten it was Earth Day as we had been wrapped up in our mission from early that morning, but these folks were indeed there for reasons that could be aligned with that, but also along with their more esoteric aims.
The want to bring back the power to the stone they said, we touched on lay lines, physical history, social issues and much more, I was even treated to Gaelic song.
You don’t have to believe to appreciate and you don’t have to understand to empathise. If you think a better world can be made by lying in the grass by a standing stone rather than bombing children to make a profit on the markets, I’ll give you a listen.

Craigberoch has been long abandoned and the plan is to reinstate it using the farm buildings as the foundation for a bigger building and to use it for various business and group purposes.
It’s the kind of scheme that rings as many alarm bells as it does release balloons of hope.

I’m atheist, I’m an engineer, I’m pragmatic in so many ways. I’m also a dreamer and prone to daily flights of fancy. I want peace, I want security, I want fresh running water to feed the unicorns, not for me but for my daughter’s future.
As I left the burial cist and my new friends behind I had lots to think about as I tried to get over an electric fence without landing square on it crotch-first and get back down to the road.

I followed a path that cut east from the road with what looks more like an aqueduct than a burn and it took me to the top end of Rothesay where Linda was waiting at the end of the road by the waterfront.
I just caught a heron taking off before I circled the church and walked between buildings for the first time an a while, ah, that’s what shade feels like.

There was no ferry leaving for an hour so we grabbed some food and enjoyed the view from under the palm trees. We walked around the shops too, lots of independents here and many will absolutely need visited when we have more time on the next visit. But although most were shutting by now, ice cream was acquired and enjoyed on the walk back the motor parked at the front of the ferry queue an hour ago.

The Victorian toilets on the pier were visited and they’re genuinely brilliant, the original fixtures are a joy to see and use.

A fancy French cruise ship had been ferrying it’s passengers across in a red coloured launch to take guided tours while we were waiting, it all felt just a little Star Wars imperial-esque to me, I was playing the music in my head the whole time I was watching them.
I guess I don’t get as many Black Sabbath album cover visions when I’m out and about in the summer so I have to replace that with something equally weird.

We sat down on the way back, a little less energy to burn than on the way over earlier. The Arrochar Alps were looking blurry but fine to the north.

I had the best time exploring a beautiful bit of the island, I met interesting folk and I got to hang out with my wee wife on a school day which doesn’t happen so much these days.

Happy times.

Linda goes wild camping

Lots of things kept getting in the way but the chat was always soon, and what if, or maybe we could… Then an email from Scotrail came in, a flash sale, any return ticket in Scotland for £20.
Linda had always wanted to come back to Loch Ossian so tickets to Corrour were the first thought, then camping while we were there looked like a no-brainer. I know the trails round there, some nice manageable loops and point-to-points. Tickets were bought, maps were perused, weather watching became an instant obsession.

Gear for Linda was the next task. I’d just done some down bags for TGO and I knew they were warm and light, then I put together the rest of a loadout from stock with a few new bits and pieces to hopefully make it easier.  That included the only pack I could get to fit Linda’s 4’11” frame, a Karrimor X-Lite 45 that I had long forgotten about but had begrudgingly came to think of positively.

It was fun, looking at it all fresh instead of autopiloting for solo trips. The night before we were completely packed and in the morning we made a nice lunch for the train. The sun shone and our seats were waiting for us on the Mallaig train which we caught at Dumbarton Central, two stops down the track from home.

We were off.

We spent half the time running across the carriage to see what was happening outside the other windows like kids on a school trip. It’s such a wonderful railway and there’s so much joy at not driving it.
We thought we were derailing near Inveruglas which was an icebreaker with our fellow travellers and the lassie on the trolley was a cheerful, chatty soul. The guard (?) made sure everyone for Corrour was on the first carriage to suit the short platform and a surprising amount a folk go off into the sunshine, including a 50th birthday party heading for the hostel with kids and trollies of supplies in tow.

I love when the train leaves you here. It’s silent and beautiful. Our grins were wide and feet eager to get going.

The track is easy going and the views are wonderful. A cool breeze and bright sun both soothed as we walked. In usual current form, no cameras were deployed so we snapped away on our phones which was fun. Although a full 5G signal was present the whole time which was a wee bit disheartening, I used to enjoy being completely cut off.

We missed the trail junction as we wandered which meant a bit of a back track but we still had plenty time. It was a later train we had to book to get the cheap tickets on a Friday but sunset was still a couple of hours away and I was optimistic of getting somewhere nice to camp.

Beinn na Lap rises bluntly all along our left horizon. It looks so plain but I think of it fondly as the destination of my first summit camp something near 20 years ago when I walked in from Fersit to the north. A brand new Laserlite tent and a borrowed camera, different days indeed.

It wasn’t too warm, we both kept our jackets on. But it was pleasant, nice walking conditions. The light was warm too, the horizon had a haze and the sun was heading towards it.
I looked ahead, I looked around, I looked for water. Not yet, keep going Linda. I wasn’t sure about our potential water usage and so we were carrying some, not something I’d usually do but I wanted it safe and comfortable for Linda. It meant extra weight though and it was probably the wrong call for my wee wife, but I literally couldn’t get any more stuff into my pack.

Linda started pointing at flat spots, I kept saying just a little further… It worked out though, there’s a fast flowing burn south of Peter’s Rock and I saw a flat heathery knoll a short climb from the track close to the burn.
The sun was sinking, Linda needed her dinner, I needed to mess with this unfamiliar tent with energy and daylight, we clambered up to our home for the night.

What a spot. Perfect.

There was good space, it was dead flat and with a few places to set up the stove nearby. A few friendly rocks silently shared our space too and I could pick up water easily from the ice cold tumble over the rocks in the burn nearby.
The burn spoke to us til we left the next day with a hissy gurgle whispered from nearby and low rumble echoed from a little further away. I suppose it was quite loud, but it was just so soothing.

The tent went up easy and we were set up for dinner pretty quick. I inflated the mats with much comedy afterwards as Linda refused to listen to my instruction to let air out til it was comfortable and stable, she prefered instead to roll off constantly and berate me for it. Eventually I got to the valve when she wasn’t looking…
Dinner was fine, Summit to Eat dehydrated meals, mac ‘n’ cheese for the win for me every time and Linda enjoyed her chicken and fried rice. A pastry, some cuppas and a view with along contented sigh afterwards.

Peace and quiet. Briefly some stars too, and as I found out later the odd colouring was the aurora. Jeezo. It clouded over and the temperature dropped, but there was some sound sleeping to be had.

Cuppas and porridge to start the day is perfect, the mist and low cloud didn’t dent that feeling at all. There might even have been some extra napping which was only curtailed by thoughts of a bit of a walk down to Rannoch for the train home later.
You have to have another cuppa first though, I mean it’s traditional if not an actual law.

The packs were much lighter now, that was a relief. I should just have brought my regular cooking kit and no water. Never thought I’d be over cautious, maybe I’m finally growing up?

The trail is easy going and the views are fine. Nevis never came out of the murk but as we got closer to the tail of Blackwater, Glen Coe and it’s neighbours were clear and visible under a very dramatic sky. The sky was often dark and even stormy looking but all we even got was a cold breeze a few spits of rain. It was perfectly lovely for the walk out.

It’s an odd shot that, it looks like I’m carrying paraglider kit or something. I love that pack, and it’s getting old and a little worn now. Deary me.

We cut off the track to visit the old lodge and it’s definitely in worse shape than last I saw it, a few more collapses here and there. It’s excellent for shelter though and snack and a drink were had out of the wind and shower.

It’s very wet underfoot in here too. I wonder if the lodge was damp, not a the best for a sanatorium.
There were some frogs, and some of them were becoming very close friends too. Linda is still traumatised by this.

Stops were the order of the day. Views and snacks, chat and photies. Here it really felt like it was going to downpour but the darkness came to nothing and light started to break through in patches.

I looked at the time, I looked at our progress on the map. Hmm, we really had to keep going. But we really could have just sat on those rocks. The freedom of not driving comes at the cost of timetable adherence.

The next sitting attempt resulted in a poor landing. At least it wasn’t an aircraft carrier she was aiming for.
Lots of new track here from the hydro works, definitely easier getting onto Carn Dearg now, but it’s just a little less wild than I remember it.

I think the contractors made themselves a wee stone circle too.

We caught up with a couple with a dog on the last endless straight out to the road and as we got to the end of it they asked if we wanted a lift to the station.
Oh happy day. Bless you wonderful people. 2.5km of tarmac avoided.

Rather than rushing over the bridge to the platform while looking at the time we now sauntered into the visitor centre room and popped on the kettle at the honesty box table to make some dinner.
The lassie was setting up the kitchen ready to open the cafe for the new season the next day while the ASDA delivery fella (who was from Stockholm interestingly) struggled over the bridge with a sack barrow stacked with boxes of stock one after the other.

We had plenty of chat with them and I got to read the displays too. It’s a proper oasis and we were ever so happy to be sitting there. The lassie has taken over the cafe for this year, I hope she does well.

The train was on time, our seats were waiting and we rumbled home in comfort and darkness, tired and so very happy with the experience.

After showers and sleeps...

Linda loved it despite my patchy packing choices and wants to go again. Gear, logistics and tickets are being discussed. It was good for me in unexpected ways, I’m feeling enthused from being a part of Linda’s fun, sharing it all does add another dimension.
Happy times indeed.

Northwest Presage

There was chat of fires and broken fences at the Lang Craigs and I could get there first, so after a wee job in Dumbarton I headed up to the Maryland side and parked up for the walk in. Parking on site is shall we say, inflammatory, as the neighbour thinks he bought a remote house in the middle of the Amazon basin and not in Bellsmyre which is the reality.

The first broken fence was arsehole attributable, it had been burst down so dirt bikers can get their machines on site to ride around and fill their empty heads with blurry images of the environment they’re ruining. They’d left it so a running dog would be sliced lengthwise like a Damien Hirst “art piece” on some wire so I jammed as much wood in as I could to dissuade animal shortcuts and moved on.

I found the fires next, also arsehole attributable. Neds had been trying to light fires on wet grass around the Starfish bunker. It diverted German bombers, stood untouched through the Blitz, but these dicks have to try and ruin it for reasons even they don’t know.

The fence then became a focus and I found lot for the contractors to do, especially one more instance of supreme arseholery. A big section of fence has been cut out by stupids unknown. Some local heroes do it to let deer in so they can chase them with their dogs later.

I’ve spend years trying to nurture my natural empathetic and understanding aspects back to their rightfully prominent place in my personality. But christ, the world doesn’t half make it hard for me at times.

In the middle of this horror I still had time to escape and had a wander over to Auchenreoch Glen where I found some smiles, some wows and took some photies on my phone.
And now over to some positively toned captions…

Above the glen starts gently as the burns pulls water from the moor. It trips over a cutie wee waterfall and picks up speed and volume. You can get down here easy enough, I might do that next time. Exploring is needed.

Below is something that I’ve seen become increasingly rare. The hills used to be covered in Blitz bomb craters, but this might be the sharpest one I’ve seen in many years.

Above is the loneliest house around here. It perches a little back from the glen which here feels just a little otherly. The land is the familiar Kilpatricks turf over volcanic layers but over this side, it’s different in looks and feels. Maybe on such a driech day the vibes were amplified too. Happy with that, walking the lip of the glen was a joy on every step.

Below a vertical slab of one of the harder layers has dammed the burn and diverted the water around it. The height and steepness here doesn’t come across too well, but it’s enough to make me stand well back and peer over. Brilliant spot and I’ll be working out how to get along the glen from the wee waterfall to that spot. No way you can get down the sides.

Below gives a better sense of the steepness and you can see the layers very clearly. How long did it take for this landscape to form? So many showers of ash and floods of lava are in there.
It’s wonderful around here.

On the usual side of the site we have the suspected neolithic dyke that I mention a lot and on this side wee have a similar feature centred at NS 4183 7814.
There’s an old stone wall criss-crossing an even older dyke and I can’t find any information about it. Maybe the imminently opening new museum in Dumbarton will finally start a journey towards an accessible comprehensive local history resource.

Finding all this saved my day in amongst all the human created misery elsewhere on the site. Plus the repaired Exped mat was till holding air when I got home, so on balance it was a good day.

More from these glens soon.

 

Sticky Foot

The McNett brand name has been out of use for ages but google doesn’t seem like “Gear Aid” so McNett searches still get you the goods better and that got me some new Tenacious Tape recently after my old roll went AWOL.
It is very good stuff and after sleeping on a holed and airless Exped Ultra 3r at the weekend I was keen to apply some when back at home.

Holly watched the telly last night sitting on the overinflated mat so I think it’s good, for now anyway.

It was a cracking trip and it’s thrown a mental lever in my head. I can’t quite define what that is, but seeing wild camping through Linda’s first experience of it has really enthused me.
I’m going to try and hold onto that.

(Not) Everyone’s a Winner Babe

I was setting the table out for dinner and my phone was pinging, I checked the notifications in case it was the wean or the folks, the one that said “You’ve won a prize!” I would normally ignore, but it was from GuitarGearGiveaway, and I had some raffle tickets. I had a wee look…

Facebook in particular is awash in guitar raffle pages now, they’re mostly chancers set up in their spare room with their badly lit faces up against their webcam trying to prise some cash out of casual clickers. GGG though is different, flashy looking, slickly presented, well set up and with a few different folk working on it so it looks like a proper company.
My first interaction with them ages back was a mathematical one after a comment on a Facebook post where one of them said to a hopeful ticket buyer complaining about an expensive ticket price on a fancy guitar that: “Buying more tickets doesn’t give you better odds, you have the same chance with your one ticket as the guy who buys a hundred”.
To me this was one of two things, the words of a moron who can’t count and should never have been given a gambling license or a cynical attempt to keep the single ticket buyers buying single tickets buy giving them false hope and hoping they’re too stupid to work it out. I took exception to either truth and commented on it.
It was a brief exchange and I left with the feeling that they’re a bunch of shady bastards and best avoided.

However, they returned frequently to my feed and as winners became more visible it seemed like however incompetent and/or crooked they were, guitars were definitely being won.
So when a nice Flying V came up, it was worth a literal gamble, I bought a bunch of 86p tickets using PayPal in case I had to try and get my money back.

“You’ve won a prize!” An Epiphone Flying V 70’s in Maui Blue worth £649.00. A happy day indeed, I did yelp, I clapped my hands etc. I got an email through asking me to confirm my details, leave a Trustpilot review and send them a photie of me holding the guitar. That was the last I heard from them.

A couple of days later I got an Invoice from Peach Guitars – a legit and well regarded guitar shop I’ve dealt with in the past – thanking me for the purchase of the Flying V with GGG’s account.
The invoice was dated two days after I’d won the guitar, so GGG didn’t ever actually have the guitar, but they’d listed it on their website as being on display in their studio. In the small print it says that new gear might be shipped from a “trusted supplier” which is fine, but why fake studio shots to make it look like you have possession of the guitar?
That doesn’t sit right with me, only buying the guitar after I’ve won it? Is that arrangement in case their random number generator does pick a real ticket holder instead of a fake number meaning they wouldn’t have to actually buy the guitar? You can see how that could work. Even it’s legit, the lack of transparency makes it look really shady.

I waited another couple of days without word and then messaged Peach who were quick to respond and said they V would be sent out after a setup. The week after I got a DPD message that the V would be the next day. I was still pleased, but a little disquieted.
The guitar arrived, well packed by Peach with all the case candy present and in a nice soft Epiphone deluxe gigbag. The set-up I had to wait a week for was non-existent, I had to get my screwdrivers out before I could even play it, but maybe that’s a personal needs thing, not a “don’t spend time on that V, it’s just a prize winner” thing. But still, it added to my now somewhat melancholy view of the whole affair.

A week on I’ve now played the V a bunch, it sounds pretty good and has a lovely neck carve, I really quite like it now it’s been tweaked and fettled. Down the road I can see some fretwork needed, it’s just not the best, but playable for now.

I won a guitar that I like, I mean it’s a Flying V, woop woop! But there’s nothing about the experience has lessened my lingering doubts about GGG. If they’re shady they need to hide it better, if they’re legit, they need to be more transparent and communicative.

But still, Flying V!

We’ll Cut Right Instead

We’ve booked a train north with the flash sale Scotrail had this week, we saved around £70 on the tickets and there’ll be some trekking and a wild camp between the out and back journeys.
Some miles were needed to see how we were feeling about the mileage I’ve planned for us and get us in the right mood. Linda’s health and fitness stuff is her story to tell, but mine has been a simple mechanical: my right knee on descents and it’s really screwed up my plans the past few weeks.
I needed an easy descent, Linda needed distance, the Greenock Cut then?

It was frosty as we stopped by the Tesco in Port Glasgow and still no warmer as we claimed a spot in the surprisingly nearly empty and always tiny Overtun car park. Leaving early ftw? Who’d have thought.
I was wearing my just-washed vintage-ish Buffalo Mountain Shirt that had arrived the day before from a nicely friendly eBay seller and I was feeling just-right. Worn over bare skin as designed and with a beanie and liner gloves on I was set.

It was bright enough but to the north it was hazy, the cloud looked to be down to 600-700m and that robbed us of the views we get when cutting over the hills that rise in the middle of the Cut.
We stopped for a cuppa and I gauged the misses’ mood, she seemed happy and had energy to spare. Linda doesn’t not like a change of plan though, I mean at all, but I risked it, I mean we’re best pals after all.
“How do you fancy taking a detour? We won’t get the views today, we could walk to Wemyss Bay and get the train back for the car, maybe catch the butcher/deli place…”

We had a new plan. It was brighter but not much warmer as we swung round to the visitor centre where getting another cuppa and some hot food was a necessity. It was still morning, just, so this was breakfast, pre-lunch maybe?
It’s nice in the wee cafe at Cornalees, the lassie is always friendly and grub’s good.
After a wee sit down wee took to the road briefly and started on the Kelly Cut which I walked for the first time last year. It starts well, smooth paths well maintained, but that doesn’t last.

We stopped to talk to some volunteers fixing the nature trail which is good news. It’s a raised wooden walkway through the heather and woodland which has been shut for repairs for years. Looking forward to trying it for the first time.
Soon we’re into bog, haphazard floating bridges and a wilder trail with different views. It’s lovely going this way.

We stopped for a rest and what remained of our snacks with patches of sun flitting by. It was beautiful light through the day, the hills this fat south got the best of it and it was lovely.
It was windy all day but I was comfy, I used the vents now and then to keep cool and found that maybe a single garment can work. More testing needed of course, but that’ll be no hardship.
After around 13km there’s a sign bolted to a rock that says “Half Way to Weymss Bay” but it means from Cornalees of course, it’s just 3 miles to the trail end. But the look on Linda’s face…

We sat in the sun at the Kelly Reservoir for a wee while as ferries criss-cossed the Firth of Clyde below, What a busy wee stretch that is, Rothesay still pulling in the punters for a day trip.
The walk down is pleasant at first, a farm track through moor and then woodland with a short quiet road section before a dark wooded, steep sided gorge that felt a lot more sinister than last time took us out onto the main road just as the butchers audibly pulled down their shutters. Good grief.
The cafe in the station was shut half an hour early too. The toilets were open though, yay. We caught the next train to Drumfochar where a shin up the brae found the car and a quick run up the road for home made dinner and getting our feet up in a bath.

19km or so and not a whisper from my knee which is good. The Buffalo shirt was something of a revelation which was also good. Linda had no trouble with the miles either, the good kept on coming.

First Food: easy Mediterranean chicken

I did ribeye steak during the week and while it disappeared off the plates without a pause the photies make it look like the dog had already chewed it, so the first food post is everybody’s easy get-out – chicken.

I enjoy trying different methods of cooking meat and my current go-to is wrapping it up and sticking in the oven, so that’s baking I guess?

I trimmed the chicken breasts and scored them quite deeply. It makes for a slightly shorter cooking time and more surface area for herbs and spices so I’ve being doing it that way a lot recently.

I rolled them in a mix of herbs and spices, Mediterranean style with a lot of the usual suspects (rosemary, thyme, oregano, parsley +) and some nippier elements (paprika, lemon juice +) in there too. I wrapped them tight in a foil packet and they went in the oven for 40+ minutes.

I lightly olive oiled two flat breads and added some za’atar spice mix (like you’re supposed to) and stuck them under the grill while the rice was in the microwave (I’m not too proud…).

Most of the chicken sauce that gets created as it cooks escaped from a tear in the foil which is a hummer but the chicken was still juicy and some mayo on the table brought back the wee bit of missing moisture so it was fine.

Served up with some mixed fresh salad it was absolutely magic.

Full disclosure, we had Angel Delight after. That was awesome too.

Counterpunch

There’s a Morrisons just to the right of this view from a regular wee trail we walk with a lovely butcher counter. We went in on the way home as we were planning on doing some steak stuff tomorrow night.
Being a bit tired and distracted we couldn’t work out the price for two of the lovely ribeyes from the label on the tray and just hoped for the best. The butcher had a really quiet voice too. Possibly on purpose.
£22 at the robot checkout was something of a surprise. They’ll be lovely. They’d better be.

Maybe this is where the food blog begins.

It’s my lucky day

There’s a lot going on. I caught up on TGO stuff and as I did the last few shots of my best-in-test trail runners I got a ping for the preview link to let me see the April issue so I found a wind-free corner to have a cuppa and a read and it’s just brilliant, I can’t wait to share it properly when it’s out. I was in my glory putting stuff together for that.
It definitely lightened my step on the downhill run which was nice as my right knee’s been giving me gyp. I can still run, the motor isn’t too bad, but the suspension has been mentioned on the MoT.

Then I got home and got into doing dinner. I love cooking and at times I’m quite good at it, why I’ve never written about on here I don’t know. After music and mountains it’s my favourite activity.
While this was going on my phone pinged yet again in a day of pings and it was “You’ve won a prize!”. We all get these emails every day, but this time is from was a known source or at least a convincing facsimile of it. So I went to the source direct, the URL saved on my favourites. I scrolled down the winners: Peter Macfarlane, you have won a…
It’s due here on Friday, if it’s in one piece and it hasn’t been an elaborate and pointless hoax given the low value at stake, I’ll come back to it. The proof is in the eating.

Given that’s there’s folks around me with things not going at all well for them, it feels a bit off having more than one bit of good news in one day. We should all have even one bit of good news or god luck in a day, even if it just a good parking space or a favourite song heard by accident.

I hope you have a good week folks.

An Invitation

I was packed in plenty of time, despite the last minute crampons switch which I’ll be talking about in detail another time. But for some unknowable reason, by some undecipherable cause, despite only having to fill a flask, it was late when I left.
It was bright though, and very cold. The road was okay too, light traffic and a 57mph average which was fine for a boy from 1968. Ben Lomond looked like it had icing the snow cover was so thick and grinned all the way to Arrochar.
The car park of course is where things took a sinister turn with a few folk wandering around gazing to the sky like electronic disciples holding their phones closer to the satellite god to get a better reception as the sole ticket machine was gubbed.
Unexpectedly I had useable O2 4G and had to use of all of it’s sauce to download the parking app (the one that isn’t RingGo, green coloured, the name escapes me) to pay for my parking because I knew I’d be there until dark time. In the time I was doing this two council vans had visited the car park, I think it’s probably best to pay these days. I have an old personal beef with Argyle and Bute Council, but this isn’t the field to fight them on.

I was bitterly cold by the way, I had got back in the van and restarted the engine and heater while doing my parking penance. I was then away quickly to get some heat in me and soon enough I was in the sun and there was no escaping the heat in those rays.
I had my vents open and my zips undone to keep cool and a mug of coffee to sip and warm me up, it was a metaphor for the rest of my life. It was a lovely walk up on the recently remodelled path which now feels steeper and longer despite following the same lines, maybe it’s just me. The works on the lower part up to the forest road are delight to walk on but it still looks pretty rough in a few places higher up, time will diminish the impact and the surface grading and drainage looks like it’ll do the job, but it’s freshly sewn wound material right now.

Lomond shone like it’s name depicts and one clear of the trees the familiar points of the Cobbler and Narnain sparkled back and white above the golden grass of the wide shallow coire. It’s like coming up for air arriving here, every time is better than the last.
The track is lovely all the way to the Narnain Boulders, twisty turny, up and down and always with some of the best scenery you’ll find. I know The Cobbler is the star, the pin-up, but Beinn Narnain just draws my eye and my feet follow on nine times out of ten.

I took a different line in the southern coire, I went high to the right with a view to circling below the big crags near the bealach. The terrain is as fun and funky higher up as it is down the middle and I was very much watching every single foot placement in case I lost a leg down the gaps between the jumble of rock that is this whole coire. It’s the standard approach here which is always exacerbated by heather growing over the gaps but with height I also had pristine snow filling every gap and hollow I wanted to step on.
It’s tiring and getting it wrong is a nerve sharpener, I have a couple of cracking bruises today from getting it a wee bit wrong on my climb up.

The terrain is rough and many rest stops cooled me and let me gaze around this wonderful wee place. Not a soul to be seen near me but there was a couple crossing the bealach above and a few folk by the Cobbler’s summit, obviously thinking about whether to chance the clamber up or not. I looked ahead, those big crags were pretty close and it looked like it would be better to circle onto the top of them. Easier and safer ground for sure, but also there’s view waiting for me that I’d never had.
I was soon sitting on dry rock with my pack leaning on a boulder with a hot cuppa in my hand. It is a glorious spot and I’ll be back next time, I think I’ve found a new favourite corner on a hill of favourite corners.

I sat and time ticked past me. I stretched my legs out, I was a wee bit stiff and the stumble had given me a few niggles and I will not hide it, my nerves were rattled. Had I jarred my neck again? This is my single biggest fear, the recent six months of limited feeling and mobility in my right hand is not something I will forget quickly.
Ach, I could go back down. I had a wee photo job to do while I was out and I’d done it, I’d be home for dinner time. Narnain will always be there.
Whoop whoop whoop whoop
A raven rose from the coire and passed close over my head, it circled below Cruach nam Miseag and flew back over my head
Whoop whoop whoop whoop
It flew across the coire and its graceful black wings carried it to the tip of the spearhead buttress where it landed deftly on an iced rock just off the top.
Raawwrrrkkk

I know it’s stupid, I’m a science and dinosaur guy remember, but that was as plain an invitation as I’ve ever had. Okay pal, wait for me there, I’m on my way.

The bealach was close and was the first place I felt that my Kahtoola spikes were too short, the second place was on the first short iced scramble. But what a place to be, the crags towering over me with teeth of ice bristling on every surface, the blue sky above and the wind trying to cut through me and failing on my multi coloured shield of invincibility.
I was soon swinging my pick into the neve ahead of me as I scrambled over the steep iced terrain, my spikes didn’t bring me enough confidence to feel like they were enough so I was making it safe and having the best time doing it.
I passed old camping spots, I took in the views, I looked down at the sunshine on snow between my feet as my ice axe leash took a little weight and I pulled myself up with the gripless shaft.

The final scramble is in darkness between crags covered in white teeth and then I was in bright sunshine on top of the spearhead. Where’s my pal? Ah, gone till next time, eh?
The summit plateau was deserted but not empty, it was full of colour and light and joy and then the wind tore it to shreds and weaved back it into that rarest of moments where everything is just fine.
It’s funny how you can sweat and swear yourself into a place of peace and contentment.

I wandered around, crunching from view to view. It’s such a wonderful place to be, to spend some time. I started to descend, planning on taking the long slope through the boulder field and picking up the main track for a less complicated way home. But the light changed and I was back at the trig point again in case I missed something, just for a second the thought “What if I never come back?” flitted from ear to ear. Age brings so many previously unknown concepts with it.
But oh, to have had a tent.
I meant it the next time, an hour in the top is plenty in that temperature and I walked confidently west again only to meet a smiling Italian fella, who too was full of the joy of what we’d discovered.
It was lovely, we had a long chat, I passed some descent advice his way which I saw very happily that he’d followed and I pointed out a nice wee bit of trivia for him – “See that little dark pyramid on the horizon? All of the curling stones being used back home at the Olympics come from there”. Ailsa Craig.

 

We parted and with now extremely cold hands because I’d stopped for so long I descended into glorious colours on steep snow. The Cobbler looked ten times it’s height, Beinn Ime reclined muscularly as it’s snowy flanks burned pink into the night.
My hands eventually warmed to match my heart and soul. One little hill, one big day.

I walked out in darkness as the green coloured parking app weakly implored me to top it up. The sky was black, the stars twinkled and my breath obscured my headtorch beam.
Haggis neeps and tattie were waiting for me and I was buying new crampons as soon as I could get to a shop.

The story doesn’t end here.

 

Kettlewell’s Revenge

There was nothing doing today so Linda dropped me off in Old Kilpatrick and I headed up the track to Loch Humphrey in an array of test kit to get some reminders.
The weather forecast was spot on, although just seeing the speed of the clouds not too far above me was all I needed to tell me that today was as high as I would have gone anyway.

Even floating around the 300m contour the wind was fierce, not blowing me over strong, but nudging me along for sure. It was cold too and I was wrapped up the whole time, hood up for a lot of the day too. It felt like sleety rain, it was stinging my cheeks and nose anyway. it was fine though, Paramo has become my winter number #1 choice and did the job with good layering underneath.
I need to write this stuff up.

I took a route I don’t pick much, up through the trees to the Slacks trig point. It gives different views and misses out that steep gravel road to the old quarry which I’ve managed to cycle up once in my whole life. And so it shall remain – checks watch: 57.
There’s signs of dirt bike use up here. The bastards come up from the Cochno side and are now wearing a watercourse into the easiest descent to Loch Humphrey. We need GPS installed on every dirt bike so they can be traced, crushed and the scrap made into something better. Prison bars or something.

The wind was nipping my eyes too and I was glad of the shelter from the trees by a very choppy Loch Humphrey. My feet were soaking too with just mesh between them and the world but good socks were making the chill less with every step and by the time I stopped for lunch they were warmed up and I was pretty comfy all over.
Not a soul up here either. Most days, even off the beaten track where, I go you’ll find someone. But with a bit of weather today folk are sitting in front of giant TV’s instead of having fun squinting through the sleet.

I came down through the crags and here there were some folk, all runners, mostly pissy faced though. I run, I bike and I smile doing both. Why do so many folk not find joy in these activities?
I realised that what’s left of the hair on the top of my head was being sucked out by the wind. There’s so few there I count them every morning to see how many are left, It’ll be a quicker count in the morning, I should have worn a beanie.

Back on the tarmac I saw the worst case of cultural appropriation I’ve seen in a while, a horse was wearing a coat with cows printed on it. It didn’t look happy so it could be as much a victim as the members of the Bovine Alliance.

I had good testing miles, I found the limit of grip on my trail shoes, my muddy arse bore witness to that and the pack continues to impress.
Very soon the oven was on with chili and lemon marinaded haddock fillets ready to go and I took my peat infused feet into a bath and get the rest of me warmed up.

 

Has everyone been to the toilet?

It’s a reversal of roles that you don’t see coming. The excited chatter is still loud and constant from the back seat, but now it’s me saying shoosh, I can’t concentrate.
The shops are exciting, there’s cuppas and cake, but it’s me that saying that’s plenty, time to go home.

I’ll take it while I can, they’re happy days.

Cut Across Shorty

My sciatica has had me out of bed in the early hours for several nights in a row. I make a cuppas, sit on the couch in the dark with the hot bean bag at my hip and gaze out of the window as the occasional motor screams past in a blur of LED’s.

 

Today is merged into breakfast with the girls and then picking at the laptop keyboard. Linda said “It’s nice out there. why don’t we go?” and since walking is a pain free endeavour, I packed us up some essentials and off we went to the Greenock Cut via Tesco’s in Port Glasgow for a couple of meal deals.

Linda was quite taken with the middle route over the hills we took last time so after a late lunch in a corner out of the wind we took a left onto the rougher track into the quieter centre of the loop.
We’d seen a handful of walkers on the Cut loop but it was delightfully deserted here and the views were magic with the Luss hills streaked with snow before their modest tops nudged into the ribbons of cloud being dragged across us by the pretty nippy wind.

The light was lovely as the dipping sun found gaps in the clouds out to see and shone golden across us and the hills to the north. It had been warm enough at the start but it was cold now and we ended up wrapped up after we decided to cut off the track and explore a bit we hadn’t seen yet.
There was no continuous noted track on the map but I could could see a line working it’s way towards the little hidden reservoirs so we strode off in pursuit of this new stuff with confidence.

It was a great trail, nicely rough throughout and designed to repel the wary with some inescapable bog hopping here and there. And great views north again. I’m frequently thankful that I sucked in my misplaced mountaineering pride and started going to all these local spots. It’s just so much fun.

We caught up with the regular route as the sun went down and were soon glad of a quickly warming car. More joy was to come though, there was a brand new toastie maker in the boot. Oh, what dinner delights we had.

 

Mini Moon

We had a wedding/birthday/christmas present of a couple of nights in an eco hut at Loch Katrine. We’d been by them many times and thought “they look nice” and as the nice lassie showed us to the door we were pleased to discover that they were.
We turned on the heating, unpacked, set up all our kit and looked back outside. Ben Venue’s snow streaked slopes rose into the clouds and there was still some light left.

We stuck our jackets back on and went to see what was happening outside.

Across the deserted, blustery and sleety car park was the stone stepped access to the Loch Katrine’s Roderick Dhu Viewpoint which was happily grippy enough in my worn-out Converse.
It really is a lovely job what they’ve done here. The track fits into the contours pretty well, even incorporating a boulder and living tree into its lines rather than shift them and the tower and walkways at the top are brilliant. The design lets light through, so while it’s a substantial installation it isn’t solid, the world is visible through all of it’s walls. It’s fun too, Scotts’ Lady of the Lake poem is written across it here and there and there are many viewpoints that give changing perspectives and there’ll be room for plenty visitors too.
Even in the wet wintery gloom, it was magic.

We got back to the hut in the dark for dinner and a low-res movie before slipping into some test sleeping bags and setting an alarm for mountain fun.

The weather was actually worse in the morning, but that was fine. We’d adjust our activity to suit. Porridge, packed and off we went.
We’ve been to Bracklinn Falls a few times and although the new bridge is a bit underwhelming it’s a lovely spot. There’s a walking loop that goes up river from the bridge to the next crossing which goes high on the hillside and through the forest and that looked like it would be fun to do regardless of the weather.

It’s a popular place this, but deserted today. We put on over trousers and shell jackets, hats and gloves, the camera went in a dry bag and stayed there. With hoods up and grins fixed, off we went.

The falls were epic, dark brown and angry white water thundered through the deep, sheer split in the hillside as the rain pattered onto our hoods and ran off of our peaks. We crossed over and followed the trail into the trees where the rain still found its way onto us through the gap in the trees.
Higher up we entered the mist and left all our colours behind. It was cold but there was no wind in here, the sound of it was all around us though, the trees were telling us what to expect. And indeed the trees eventually thinned and we were thrown back into the weather.
But what a fine wee place to find ourselves with glimpses of the hills that lead up to the tail of the Loch Earn Munros. It’s moments like that that make me think “need to come back and see what’s up there…”

The river was charging under the wee low bridge as we stood on it giggling at each other as the rain lashed our faces and rendered our glasses useless.
From here the walk is on an empty road to some farm buildings and fully in the weather the while time. Water poured from my gloves with every hand movement I made as I squished them and when I stopped to examine the old nuclear bunker high on the hillside I could feel the cold creeping up on me really fast and thought it best to explore it more thoroughly on another day.

The car heated up fast and we skipped into Callander having thought better of having our cold pieces in the carpark and to our joy the Tasty Fry chippy was open and we came out with sausage suppers and curry sauce.
We sat in the flooded car park with the ducks and gulls sailing past as happy as we could be. Half an hour away was a warm hut, cozy sleeping bags, snacks and another low-res movie with another day for exploring to come.

Tell you though, it’s been years, maybe decades since I’ve been out on the hills in such consistently heavy rain. And it was fine, we both had a great time.
A lovely wee trip, just our kind of thing, our mini-moon.